(No CP + one female lead + mad king + hardcore grinder)
(P.S. The plot goes absolutely wild starting in Chapter Two!)
In her previous life, Shen Lan worked herself to the bone with tears in her eyes. In this life, she goes mad with a smile and sends everyone flying!
Shen Lan transmigrates into a cultivation romance novel as the senior disciple and binds herself to the “Strongest Sect” System.
The problem? Everyone in her sect is love-struck!
When she urges her junior sister to cultivate, the girl tearfully complains, “Senior Sister, you’re so cruel, tearing me away from the Demon Venerable!”
When she tells her second junior brother to practice his swordsmanship, he clutches his chest and denounces her: “You don’t understand at all! The fox demon and I are saving each other!”
After ten years of diligent effort, Shen Lan is instead sacrificed to the villain by her love-struck sectmates. As she dies, she even hears the System’s icy voice: [Mission failed. Erasure commencing.]
When she opens her eyes again, she’s back on the first day after transmigrating into the book.
Shen Lan tears up the “Sect Development Plan,” draws her sword with a wild laugh, and declares, “Why cultivate immortality? Why fall in love? All of you! Just! Die!”
Later, the entire cultivation world is in an uproar.
On the night her junior sister elopes, Shen Lan ties her up like a crab and tosses her into the alchemy furnace. “Roasted love-struck fool, just the right amount of heat.”
When her second junior brother betrays the sect for a fox demon, Shen Lan turns around and reports the Demon Realm for running a brothel. “Get them! This is prime material for the Three Realms entrance exams!”
The former love-struck fools burst into tears. “Senior Sister, we want to cultivate…”
Shen Lan smiles and produces a ton of Five Years of Immortal Cultivation, Three Years of Practice Exams. “Grind! All of you, grind until you drop! Anyone who dares to fall in love gets to watch me send them soaring to immortality on the spot, the physical way!”
[Corrupted hardcore-grinder senior sister × everyone forced into the grind]
[The blurb is just a guide. The story itself is even more gloriously unhinged]
