(No CP + single female protagonist + epilepsy king + volume king)
(ps: The second chapter begins and the plot continues to explode!)
In the previous life, Shen Lan was the king of rolls with tears in her eyes, but in this life, she went crazy with a smile and made everyone fly!
Shen Lan transformed into the senior sister of Xiuzhen Love Wen, and was bound to the "Strongest Sect" system.
As a result, the whole teacher is in love!
When she persuaded the junior sister to practice cultivation, she burst into tears: "Senior sister is so cruel, trying to separate me and the Demon Lord!"
When he persuaded his second junior brother to practice swordsmanship, he covered his chest and scolded him bitterly: "You don't understand at all. The fox demon and I are two-way salvation!"
After ten years of hard work, Shen Lan was sacrificed to the villain by the love brains. Before his death, he heard the cold voice of the system: [Mission failed, obliterated.
Open your eyes again and go back to the first day of reading.
Shen Lan tore up the "Sect Development Plan", laughed wildly and drew his sword: "What kind of immortality are you cultivating? What kind of love are you talking about? Give it to me! Die!"
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Later, the entire cultivation world exploded.
On the night of the little junior sister's elopement, Shen Lan tied her into a crab and threw her into the alchemy furnace: "The heat is just right to roast your love brain."
The second junior brother rebelled against the fox demon, and Shen Lan reported back to the demon world to fight against pornography: "Catch him! Focus on solving the questions in the joint examination of the three realms!"
Lovers in the past cried bitterly: "Senior sister, we want to practice..."
Shen Lan smiled and took out a ton of "Five Years and Three Years of Immortal Cultivation Simulation": "Scroll them all to death for me! Whoever dares to fall in love, I will personally give him a performance of ascension on the spot - the physical kind!"
[Senior Sister Wang of the Blackened Volume × All members were forced to sell domestically]
[The introduction is for reference only, the text will make you happier]