Honkai: Star Rail: Break Every Blade, and Aha Laughs Himself Silly

(A purely absurd, fun read with a fast pace, using all kinds of antics to rewrite the original story's tragic moments.)

Let's get this straight: there are no tearjerkers in this book, because the protagonist ate them all.

Good news: Ye Le transmigrated and became an Emanator of Elation.

Bad news: The “roast chicken” screenwriter is coming with a knife, ready to write Firefly's death.

The central conflict: The universe's will wants tragedy VS a comedian who's allergic to sad endings.

Scene One:

Blade: “Five people, three prices...” (menacing)

Ye Le (handing him a microphone): “Show us your rap!”

Result: Blade is forced to perform a bit of rhythmic patter, while Dan Heng washes his face with a water dragon.

Scene Two:

Aventurine: “I'll wager my life...” (marching to his death with solemn resolve)

Ye Le (broadcasting to the whole server): “Everyone, come look! Aventurine's wearing red underwear!”

Result: Aventurine survives, but he's so embarrassed he wants to flee Penacony in the middle of the night.

Scene Three:

Firefly: “I will set the sea ablaze...” (ready to sacrifice herself)

Ye Le (waving a magic wand): “Balala power, Shaluo Shaluo, little fairy, transform!”

Result: The SAM mech turns pink. Firefly chokes back tears as she recites an embarrassing line, and the monster dies from cuteness.

Readers everywhere: “Give me back my tears! I laughed so hard I got abs!”