As a famous couch potato in the demon realm, all I want is to scrape by on welfare and coast until the end of time.
> But then I’m forcibly bound to an Ascension System, which gives me an impossible mission from the start: win over the aloof Immortal Lord.
> I spend the night devising a three-step plan: fake an accident, act helpless, and pretend to die. Then I can sit back and wait for the mission to fail and the System to abandon me.
> Who would’ve thought the Immortal Lord would play along, and even secretly alter the System’s code?
> Only when he corners me by the Jade Pool does he chuckle, “Little demon, the way you slack off… I like it very much.”
