Oriental fantasy / Dihua Liu / Hilarious comedy / Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger
After traveling through the world of immortality for three years, Shen Changqing not only has no golden fingers, but also has no bones at all. He originally wanted to live in the Taoist temple until his death, until that day, in order to get a small advantage, he climbed up the Soul-Desolating Cliff to pick up the relics of the two fallen masters.
As a result, he was hit by Quan Wulin.
In Shen Changqing's eyes: He was so scared that his legs were weak, which was the "fear of being caught"; his face was so nervous that he was paralyzed, which was the "stiffness caused by social fear"; he accidentally crushed the rusty iron sword, which was "poor quality porcelain".
But in the eyes of Quan Wulin: He is as motionless as a mountain, showing "the indifference of treating all living beings like ants"; He is silent, showing the "silent depth of the avenue"; He crushes the magic weapon with his bare hands, showing "the supreme power of returning to nature"!
Overnight, Shen Changqing became the legendary "Venerable Nirvana". The Holy Son of the Devil's Cult cried and shouted that he wanted to be his cooking boy; the leader of the Righteous Path beat him to pieces for a basin of foot-washing water he threw at him; the Peerless Empress shyly thought that this was the agreement on the Three Life Stone just because she glanced at him.
Shen Changqing collapsed: "I explained that this was just a misunderstanding. They insisted that I was testing their Taoist heart." "I wanted to run away, but they said that I was measuring the world by 'shrinking the earth into an inch.'" "Even if I sneeze, they all think it is a warning from heaven!"
Since I can't explain it clearly... Then I won't pretend.
