Good news: I wore it and became the most beautiful woman in the 1980s with fair skin, slim waist and long legs.
Bad news: She is not of good quality and was sold by her relatives to marry the "living king of hell" in the military region who can stop children from crying at night.
Good news: The husband of the King of Hell is 1.9 Meters tall, with a male waist and eight-pack abs. He is so handsome that his legs go weak! I made a profit!
Bad news: My husband is so innocent that he actually has to stick to the bottom line in the gap between the two beds on the wedding night? !
I decided to take the initiative.
Scene 1: Blind date. I poured him water and touched it lightly with my fingertips. He suddenly retracted his hand and his ears were so red that they could bleed.
Steward (aunt laughs): These young couple have a lot of fun!
Scene 2: Receive the certificate. I asked him to hold me and take pictures, and he picked me up with a dark face, his expression was even more heroic than if he was on the execution ground.
Aunt from the Civil Affairs Bureau (she took the cigarette): Young people have good relationships!
Scene 3: Wedding night. I lay next to him, and he was as stiff as a stone, breathing louder than a fan.
I finally couldn't bear it anymore (whispered in my ear): "Lu Xiao, if you don't move, it will be dawn."
The next second, the world was spinning, his eyes darkened, and his voice was hoarse: "You forced me."
Me:! ! ! Good news! This blessing is finally my turn!
