Oh No, Last Night's Older Man Is My Ex's Uncle

My boyfriend of three years cheated on me.

My best friend thought I was too naive, so she took me to a bar to find a male escort.

After two drinks, I was drunk and picked up an older man.

Who knew he would turn out to be my ex-boyfriend's uncle?

You betrayed me, so I'll become your aunt-in-law.

And so began my “cheat-code life.”