The Rogue Fortune-Teller: The Empress Says I Can Be a Little Lewd

[Absurd comedy] [Empress] [Funny] [Cunning] [Alternate setting] [Everyday life]

When they first met, he commented on the Empress’s figure from atop the city wall and nearly lost his head as an example.

The next time, he tried to sell “blind massage” services in the imperial study, making the Empress so furious she threw memorials at him.

He talked about “universal gravitation” and quantum entanglement with the Ninth Princess, and “human biomechanics” with the Empress.

Everyone is waiting for him to be executed along with his entire family, but not only is he still running around in high spirits, he’s even been promoted?!

Shangguan Shiyu: “Your Majesty, this man is utterly shameless. Why not kill him?”

Xiao Qingluan, looking at the treasury he had filled: “...He’s useful.”

Gu Qingyi: “Your Majesty, I observed the stars last night. Your Five Elements are missing me.”

A story about a man who keeps flirting with death, only to end up sweet-talking the Empress into becoming his wife.

“Gu Qingyi, I’ll give you my empire. Now... get over here!”