[Slaughtering My Way Through Journey to the West + Comedy + Anti-Clichés + A Deadbeat Dad + Multiple Heroines]
Zhu Gang woke up one day to find himself as Zhu Ganglie, the most useless teammate on the road to the West.
Just thinking about sleeping rough on the journey, enduring eighty-one trials, the Monkey King working like a dog, and the monk getting captured every day made Zhu Gang’s eyes roll back.
Whoever wants to fetch the scriptures can do it! I’m out!
Facing the beautiful Gao Cuilan, he slipped his hands into his pockets. “My dear, don’t fall for me. It won’t go anywhere. All I care about is eating and retirement.”
He thought he could quietly coast through life forever, but the System insisted he meet his performance targets.
[Ding! You’re bound to the ‘Journey to the West Rat Race System’!]
[Mission One: Win Gao Cuilan back. Reward: Beginner Evasion Art!]
Zhu Gang: “Are you trying to force me to become a scoundrel?”
For the System’s reward, he had no choice but to get to work, tears in his eyes.
Until one day.
He patted Tang Sanzang on the shoulder. “Old Tang, what kind of future is there in fetching scriptures? Work with me, and I’ll make you Buddha next year!”
There’s no path to invincibility on the Journey to the West. Remember, my name is Ganglie!!!
