After dying from overwork, I was reborn at the door of the boss's office. He gave me three seconds to get back. I made a report call and sent him to the fire brigade to drink tea all day.
When colleagues blame others, I hold group hypnosis meetings; during company team building, I perform a chest-breaking performance, turning "wolf culture" into a "memorial meeting."
The whole company called me a madman and waited for me to get out, but they didn't know that the worse I behaved, the more rewards the system had, and the level of resentment was soaring!
After resigning, I happily joined a rival company, and my boss actually let me fish with pay and work as hard as I wanted! I sent the encrypted canteen menu to commercial spies, which made my former boss so angry that he vomited blood and watched his business empire collapse step by step.
But why would this new boss, who always smiles meaningfully at me, hire a madman as a consultant? He said that what I do is related to the survival of the entire world...
