Shen Hanmen transmigrates to Teyvat and starts off saddled with a ten-million-Mora debt left behind by three generations of his ancestors!
His creditor, Hu Tao, smiles sweetly. “No money? Easy. Sign this contract and become my property!”
And so, Liyue Harbor gets a salesman forced into the job. Every day, he either follows the director around promoting “half off the second coffin” or helps organize coffin planks.
Shen Hanmen: “This is the ultimate exploitation by capitalists in another world!”
Until, at the victory banquet, the drunk director leans against his shoulder and murmurs through her tears:
“Those coffins… I was afraid you’d suddenly transmigrate away… This was the only way I could keep you by my side forever…”
Shen Hanmen: “…Director, isn’t your way of keeping someone around a little too hardcore?”…
