The Abandoned Building: All My Tenants Are Historical Big Shots

[Hilarious + Wild Imagination + System Management + Reverse Transmigration Slice of Life]

Zhang Decai, a civil engineering graduate, is stuck with a notorious unfinished building and a 300,000-yuan mortgage. He thought this was all life had in store for him.

Until one stormy night, a burly man calling himself “Lü Fengxian of Jiuyuan” crashed through his door on a pink electric scooter with a dead battery.

From that moment on, the whole vibe of the unfinished building went completely off the rails!

“Have you heard? That top food delivery guy in the south of the city can ride his electric bike up to the sixth floor. They say he's Lü Bu!”

“That old guy at the dump can't walk past an abacus without stopping. Why does he look so much like He Shen? And he sells scrap metal for the price of gold!”

“And that shut-in who livestreams? She's prettier than a celebrity without makeup, and she calls herself Su Daji?”

“Most ridiculous of all is that electrician who fixes sewers. He carries a dagger everywhere, and if a wire isn't cut straight, it drives him crazy. Everyone says he's Jing Ke reborn!”

These bizarre tenants have fallen through cracks in history, brought here by “rifts in time and space.”

Zhang Decai, who has the “End of the Universe Property Management App,” is at his wit's end:

“Please, you big shots, stop showing off! Our only goal is to make money and pay off the mortgage!”

Watching Lü Bu slice an apple with his Sky-Piercer Halberd, Zhang Decai announces through tears:

The Universe's End Creative Culture Group is officially open for business!

(Note: This book is pure fiction. If anything seems familiar, it's because the history books copied me.)