Please, Stop Hitting Me, You Will Die

Job transfer for all | Funny contrast | The fourth day of disaster | Data flow [Hot post of the year: Taking stock of the outrageous ways to die in "Anno"] Floor 1 (Anonymous Assassin): "Thank you for the invitation. I was at the resurrection point and just logged off. Because of my poor skills, I stabbed an ascetic who was hanging up in the wild. As soon as the dagger touched him, my account was gone! It was really gone! The system prompted me that 'my body was instantly vaporized'! " 2Nd Floor (Guild President): "Just be satisfied upstairs. Our guild gathered five hundred mages to cast a forbidden spell on him. As a result, all five hundred brothers died suddenly. Because the picture was too bloody, the live broadcast room was blocked. " 3Rd Floor (Old Evil God): "..." … Xu Ji was reborn and awakened the SSS-level talent **[Throne of Thorns]**. Features: Forced to return to zero when attacked, and rebound 10000% of true damage. Since then, the game's style has collapsed. Other players: positioning, pulling, and extreme operations. Xu Ji: Standing still, in a daze, please hit me. Facing the encirclement and suppression by the gods, Xu Ji raised his hands sincerely: "Everyone, please calm down. If you have anything to discuss, we can discuss it." "For the safety of your lives, please put down your weapons and never use violence." "I'm not begging for mercy... I'm saving your lives!" (The introduction is too weak, please move to the main text. Let's see how a "core good" peacemaker became a taboo in the new world by getting beaten.)