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Good morning, Night City! Yesterday's Dead Man Lotto was magical! There are fragments all over the city, corporate dogs performing Mortal Kombat under Arasaka Tower, but guess what? Even the homeless man's cardboard house didn't collapse! Why? God ordered takeout and treated the whole city like an all-you-can-eat dessert area!
But here comes the point! At the moment when the world was jammed, a ruthless character of unknown origin directly blasted the horsemen of the God's family into rubbish - oh, I hope this man can squeeze into the VIP channel of heaven. After all, the queue of people now is more spectacular than the queue to grab free drinks when the bar in the afterlife is out of power!
Now all the middlemen in the city are placing bets: Is Arasaka Yorinobu truly insane or possessed by the movie king? NCPD emergency notice: It is strictly prohibited to feed unknown divine creatures in the company square. Violators will be fined 5,000 euros + community service and will be targeted by scavengers. The Uzumaki helped Lightspeed claim the pot - even though they didn't even figure out how many eyes the god had.
But don't rush to open the Canteau champagne just yet, folks! Latest spoilers: The corporate dogs are having a blame-shifting Olympics in the conference room. Let me tell you, this is ten times more exciting than the Mewtwo blockbuster "The Story of the Board of Directors"! Here is your favorite Stan, friendly reminder: Fighting between companies costs money, fighting between gods costs lives, but eating melons and watching movies - it's always free! Stay crazy, stay online, and we'll see you in hell!
