National Fate: I Dig Up Gods, and My Country Has My Back, Shocking the World

I smashed Chi You’s tooth with one swing of my hoe and turned it into a divine artifact of Huaxia! The whole world mocked Huaxia as “an abandoned land of the gods.” The next second, the Western God of War’s spear snapped in midair! Lu Yuan hefted his Heaven-Quelling Hoe, refined ancient corpse poison into god-slaying bullets, and put the Ancestress of Drought, Nüba, in a qipao to stroll along the Bund. Today he dug up Nüba, tomorrow he’d unearth Chi You, and the day after that he’d play with Mount Buzhou like a pile of blocks. “Ancestress, the other side sent birdmen again?” “Quiet.” Nüba raised a hand, and twelve fallen angels vaporized on the spot. The Western Divine Court: ??? Lu Yuan grinned. “Don’t panic. You’re next, God.” The Huaxia Dirt-Digging Crew: teaching the gods how to behave, live online.