Other people transmigrate into a book as the protagonist. I transmigrate into Journey to the West as the most obscure little immortal of all.
From the start, my superior gives me a hard time and makes me do the dirtiest, hardest work. Just as I'm about to be sent back to the mortal realm...
A mechanical voice suddenly rings out in my mind:
“Multiverse Red Envelope System activated!”
When Chang'e dances gracefully in Guanghan Palace, a golden red envelope appears where the Red Luan Star stirs in her heart.
When Nezha stirs up the sea, a red envelope is hidden where sparks fly from his Wind Fire Wheels.
Even in the gaps in the armrests of the Jade Emperor's throne is an old red envelope engraved with “Sage's Opportunity”!
To touch a female immortal, I have to wait until her eyes have lingered for nine breaths. To use a secret signal, I have to match the obsession she carried in her past life. To copy a powerful figure's moves, I have to pinpoint the precise moment in the chain of cause and effect...
But once I trigger one
The Nine Revolutions Profound Art is stuffed straight into my sea of consciousness, the Zhuxian Sword jingles in my storage bag, and spiritual energy from the Kunlun Immortal Veins surges into my cave dwelling!
From then on, I collect Chang'e's Thunder Department red envelopes with my left hand and draw Yang Jian's Heavenly Eye opportunity with my right. I sneak a Wind Fire Wheel lucky bag while Nezha is bathing, and even calculate exactly when the Jade Emperor will touch his throne during court!
Other immortals cultivate their strength; I lie flat and wait for red envelopes.
Other immortals fight over magical treasures; my red envelopes are packed with powerful figures' own signature artifacts.
When the gods and Buddhas across the heavens discover
that this little immortal's cave dwelling is piled with Chaos Bells, his dantian holds the Jade Book of Creation, and even his Daoist heart has been tempered with Pangu's Essence Blood...
Only then do they realize:
The red envelopes of the great powers of the Three Realms are the express route to sainthood!
