Weird Stories About Rules: I Ruined the Weirdness

Strange stories are coming, broadcast live around the world. The chosen ones must abide by the rules in order to survive. [Rule 1: The food cooked by mother must be eaten and cannot be wasted. Looking at the squirming raw meat on the plate, the other contestants swallowed in tears and died suddenly. Su Ming pushed up his glasses and activated his talent with his backhand - [Logic Tampering]! "Can't" was changed to "can only". So, Su Ming poured the whole plate of meat into the trash can. The ghost mother came out with a kitchen knife. Just as she was about to kill someone, Su Ming pointed to the rules: "Mom, I am very obedient. I can only waste." Ghost mother:? ? ? (Logic crashes, rising to heaven on the spot) [Rule 2: Never open the door to your neighbors at midnight. Su Ming: "Remove the word 'no'." As a result, the evil spirit outside the door was forcibly dragged into the house by Su Ming, and was forced to accompany him to fight landlords all night. [Rule 3: See that lion? Kneel down, it's king. Su Ming: "Change 'kneel down' to 'mount on'." As a result, the King of Beasts became Su Ming's mount. While other contestants were still cautiously trying to survive, Su Ming had already turned the world of ghost stories into a training game. The ghosts collapsed: "Who is the monster? Please let him pass the level!"