Travel through time and become Marshal Tianpeng? Thank you for the invitation. I am in a pig pen and have just tied up the [wretched development system]. Zhu Gangkai - Journey to the West is actually a Buddhist layoff conspiracy? Decisively, he went to Gao Laozhuang to carry out live broadcasts to bring goods, and fooled Brother Monkey into forming the Avengers Alliance.
Pretending to be the sixth one all the way: using Excel to help the Skeleton Spirit organize disaster KPIs, teaching the Jade Rabbit Spirit to fly a mooncake drone, and commanding the Spider Spirit to spin silk to build a 5G logistics network. Buddhism's blood pressure soars: Guanyin is paralyzed from delivering couriers, Arhat is driven crazy by the DJ's curse, and Tathagata's live broadcast to question his guilt leads him to be slaughtered by the "Pure Land" dance.
Until the day when Lingshan was awarded the reward, a nine-tooth rake lifted the table: "Get the scriptures? Get a der!" A million demon troops airborne, and the chaotic demon body swallowed the Tathagata alive.
This pig's road to becoming a Buddha is to demolish your Leiyin Temple!