Ming Dynasty: I Just Want to Survive, but Lao Zhu Forced Me to Take the Throne

[Da Ming + mind reading + system + relaxed and funny + pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger] Also known as [Da Ming: Zhu Yuanzhang eavesdropped on my voice and dismissed Zhu Yunwen as the crown prince] [Da Ming: I just wanted to run away with a bucket, and Lao Zhu helped me to ascend to the throne] Zhu Yunxi traveled through the Ming Dynasty and was a useless grandson who just wanted to run away. In order to survive, he pretended to be stupid and went to court to ask which roast duck restaurant was the best. In order to earn travel expenses, he invented "Xueyun Socks" and tricked the wrongdoer Li Jinglong into selling them. Li Jinglong: Third Master, if you cut a hole in these tattered socks, can you sell them for five hundred taels? Zhu Yunxi: Lao Li, the situation is too small! This is called the "battle-damaged version". If a man is good at this, it will make a tearing sound! As a result, the painting style of Ming Dynasty was completely biased—— The ladies of Cao Guogong's mansion broke through the door just to get a pair of "slimming socks." The courtesans in Qinhuaihe couldn't even get in if they didn't wear black silk stockings. Even the censor of Zuodu, who was full of benevolence, justice and morality, hid in the study, holding his concubine's thigh and splashing ink on it, insisting on writing "propriety, justice and integrity" on it to engage in performance art! Zhu Yuanzhang: Dear grandson, I heard that your sock business is extremely profitable? Give our internal shipping warehouse 30%? Also, when you are calling us "Lao Deng" in your heart, could you please keep your voice down? Zhu Yunxi:? It turns out that the greatest number six in the entire Ming Dynasty is you, the emperor! Zhu Yuanzhang: "..." What a good boy, pretending to be a grandson in front of you, but a prophet behind your back, right? Want to become a free king overseas? Have your spring and autumn dreams! Get me on the dragon throne! This Ming Dynasty, if you don't want to carry it, you have to carry it for me!