"Your Majesty, are you really not a fool?"
Once I was reborn, I became Liu Ao, Emperor Cheng of the Han Dynasty - the top prodigal son who favored sisters Zhao Feiyan, successfully made himself the queen, and perfectly assisted Wang Mang to usurp the Han Dynasty.
Liu Che was panicked. He just wanted to lie down, but the script required him to play the role of Ming Jun.
As a result, the painting style of Weiyang Palace suddenly changed:
After ascending the throne to worship heaven, he blurted out: "Please bless Dun Dun to have meat and never go to court early!"
There was a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and all the officials knelt down and shouted wildly: "Your Majesty is so sincere, it moves heaven and earth!"
In order to eat barbecue, he hid in the palace and had a barbecue, but was caught by the old minister.
The barbecue skewers were hidden in the sleeves, and they were so hot that they grinned, but the interpretation was: "Your Majesty actually took the pain of being burned to pray for the country!"
Liu Che: "???" The ancients in this class are all perfect scorers in reading comprehension!
Seeing that the persona of the "faint king" collapsed and the hat of the "eternal sage king" was getting tighter and tighter, he simply showed off his cards——
Palace fight? It's better to make money! He invented mahjong and soap, opened the "Dahan Royal Department Store", and made a lot of money.
Trickery? It's better to build infrastructure! He improved papermaking, promoted agricultural tools, and secretly lit up the technology tree.
The Huns invaded the border? With a wave of his little hand, he cooked chili powder with kebabs and hot pot base for marching soup, and the enemy army came to surrender crying!
However, when he used KPIs to assess the harem and "Postpartum Care of Sows" to assess students, everyone thought that His Majesty was crazy.
Only Queen Xu, who looked at him with complicated eyes, silently complained: "Your Majesty, is this 'Internet' you are talking about safe?"
This is a hilarious story about a salted fish who was forced to open a business, used hot pot ingredients and performance appraisals, and turned himself into an emperor in the Han Dynasty where everyone was an actor!
