The emperor asked, if you become the emperor, how should you govern?
I go back to this: If a son becomes the emperor, the first thing he will do is to drive the eldest brother, second brother, fourth brother, fifth brother... All of them away! Manor? No, no, no, that's too close. At least we have to send it to places like Lingnan and Mobei where birds don't shit! Out of sight, out of mind! Secondly, hey, father, your harem is still a little too deserted. If I become the emperor, I will definitely attract beauties from all over the world. The more the better! The tenderness of the south of the Yangtze River, the sassiness of the north, and the customs of the Western Regions are all included! This day is called a beauty! Third, I have long thought about digging a large pond in the imperial garden, without raising fish, and filling it with fine wine! Just call it... Just call it 'Jiuchang'! Then build a forest with jade stones next to it and hang it with barbecued meats. It's called the 'Meat Forest'! We hold a banquet every day and invite... Well, invite everyone in the world who knows how to play to come and have fun together! That's called magnificence! And last but not least, whoever dares to point fingers at me, make bullshit opinions, and bother me to enjoy my life, no matter who he is, will be pulled out and chopped off! Only if your ears are clean can you be an emperor!
The emperor was desperate and sent a message: Get out!
Reader comments
No wonder no one commented, he was a complete self-inflicted maniac, good idea, good idea dedicated to the emperor, what happened to the emperor? At worst, if you quit, what will you gain? Still being targeted? ? Being misunderstood is better than being a wealthy businessman.
No wonder no one commented, he was a complete self-inflicted maniac, good idea, good idea dedicated to the emperor, what happened to the emperor? At worst, if you quit, what will you gain? Still being targeted? ? Being misunderstood is better than being a wealthy businessman.