I married the man I had a crush on for ten years.
On our wedding night, he let me sleep in the guest room.
OK, roommates, I understand.
He sent flowers and I transferred money; he showed kindness and I pretended to be blind.
Until he found my diary and learned about the little tail that had been chasing him for three years.
He panicked, he became anxious, and he began to stick to me 24 hours a day to show his loyalty.
Me: "Mr. Lu, please respect your morals and keep your distance."
He: "Honey, what is the distance? I will only protect you personally."