
Why Does This Snape Talk Like He's From the Northeast?
这个斯内普怎么满嘴大碴子味儿?
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It is a very strange reading experience, and the possible character traits of Snape that I have never imagined. The image of a Northeastern-style enthusiastic British boy emerges vividly on the page. He has a sense of justice and is also smart and alert.
It's super good-looking, down-to-earth, has a strong northeastern flavor, and has a clear main line and an online IQ. The protagonist uses Chinese socialist theory to solve the problems encountered, which is great👍🏻. However, Northeastern-style Snape [thinking]... Shen Teng?
It's very good to watch, and I have a different feeling. I just want to watch the movie. Is it a bit unfriendly to the professor?
Beautiful! However, it is not recommended for those who cannot accept that it is extremely inconsistent with the character of the original work, because Snape, who combines the character of a Northeastern person, is completely a character reshaped by the author. I look forward to the subsequent development! Although not many people have read it, I really hope the author won't stop updating [I'm about to cry] Review the question carefully! I mean, in case there are people who can't accept the extremely OOC second creation, I don't recommend it! ! !
It's so funny, it can be read as a new novel. 5 Star review.
Quite funny, a different professor! Gagale... The heroic spirit of the Northeast without all the fuss, just do it!
A good book, worth recommending. I hope the author writes that after Harry enters the Chamber of Secrets, Snape, the Basilisk, Dumbledore, and Mr. Hu San, who are traveling, sit on a big kang, eating melon seeds and chatting. Then the basilisk opened its mouth and said to Harry, "Come on, brother." [Laughs] That scene is absolutely famous, although the style of the painting fell apart at the beginning. [Cover face]
The cross-border cooperation between Northeastern aunt and Snape gives people a very novel feeling. It takes a lifetime to heal a sad childhood, but Zhang Wei's childhood only needs a Northeastern aunt.
It's beautiful, and the writing is quite funny. I laughed so hard in bed at night that my stomach hurt.
It's quite interesting, I feel like it would be quite fun to watch it as a fan who realizes dreams. I deducted one star mainly because I felt that the author's description of the Northeast felt like he used too much force. Lao Si's Northeast style felt a bit concave in the character design, and the dialogue between the characters felt a bit stiff and unnatural.