Liu Taozhen was a burned-out young delivery worker whose job had him questioning the meaning of life. One day, while delivering food to a company making a cultivation-themed game, he was struck by lightning and transmigrated.
He thought he’d get to turn his life around in a classic underdog story, but the System he was bound to had a very strange style. The Undying System made him impossible to kill, but he still felt every bit of the pain!
Even more absurdly, the divine pet the System gave him as a beginner’s gift was supposedly the ancient ferocious beast Taotie, but what hatched was a palm-sized black tortoise?
“Host, don’t panic. I’m only sealed for now! Once I’ve eaten enough, I can evolve!” The little tortoise, wearing a shell like a wok lid, earnestly scrolled through the comments: “You’re the best, bros! This spirit herb looks great. Can I eat it? Double-tap to like, let’s go!”
Liu Taozhen: I transmigrated just to raise an internet-addicted tortoise?!
Starting from the lowest level, the First Heaven, this odd couple embarked on the road to ascension. Along the way, they encountered a genius disciple who got struck by lightning while showing off, a sect elder whose alchemy furnace exploded, and Liu Jian, a mysterious and unpredictable archvillain who opposed him at every turn…
Wait, why does the villain have the same surname as me?!
Nine Heavens, nine layers of mystery. When the truth finally came to light, Liu Taozhen discovered that he had been caught in a gigantic plot from the very beginning…
Okay, well written, the little turtle is super funny! Come on, author, I look forward to your follow-up