Modern cattle and horses are bound to the Eighty-one Difficulties System of Journey to the West, but they have traveled to the interstellar era.
Facing the ferocious interstellar pirates, Bishop Tang said to his eldest disciple:
"Wukong, the teacher will give you a drunken stick - ah..."
Looking at the biochemical Cthulhu in front of him, Tang Sanye asked his second disciple:
"Tian Peng, do you prefer thirteen-flavored or spicy flavors?"
Looking at the devastated ruined capital, Tang Dashan said to his three disciples:
"Shark Wind, let's sing "Tomorrow Will Be Better" with our teacher."
Staring at the menacing pursuit fleet behind him, Master Tang Si shouted to the mechanical adjutant:
"Olege, maximum thrust, forward four!"
This is an alternative and absurd journey to the west where a mindless worker and an unintelligent system are swept away by the torrent of the interstellar era, trying to artificially create eighty-one difficulties, and travel across the sea of stars in search of righteousness.
In your spare time, you might as well shut down your brain and watch our starship train depart.
(Dear readers, please bear with me: the author is an amateur and a non-professional writer. He is always lazy and does not save manuscripts. His language is casual and his writing style is loose. You should just listen to a random talk. If this book can occasionally make you smile, that will be enough.)