I'm Great at Spoilers, but You, Tyrant, Stay Away!

[Ancient Romance + Gossip and Mind Reading + Misunderstandings and Being Everyone’s Favorite + System]

Xu Chang'an transmigrates into the palace as a low-ranking concubine and gets bound to a [Gossip System].

Looking at the court officials and imperial consorts, all she wants is to quietly enjoy the gossip.

At court, she watches the Minister of Personnel sitting there with a straight face.

Xu Chang'an thinks: [Wow, His Excellency hid his secret stash in a pair of smelly shoes. His wife is about to find it and break his legs. Poor guy!]

The next second, the Minister's legs go weak, and he drops to his knees in front of the throne, trembling.

During the selection of new consorts, she watches the green-tea Consort sob prettily.

Xu Chang'an thinks: [What a great performance. Too bad she was behind the rockery in the imperial garden last night, secretly saying the emperor can't get it up, and planning to cuckold him with... Mmph!]

The next second, the high-and-mighty, vicious emperor abruptly rises and grabs Xu Chang'an from where she's hiding in a corner.

His eyes redden at the corners as he glares at her. “What did you just say I can't do?”

Xu Chang'an: “???”

Help! Why can they all hear the snark in my head?! #

Your Majesty, please hear me out. I'm just a passing melon-eater!#