
King, Don't Eat That, It's a Tourist
大王别吃,那是游客
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.3M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- My Zoo Is Full of Monsters我的动物园全是妖怪Former title · until Oct 2026
- My New Roommate Is Taishang Laojun's Attendant我的新室友是太上老君的童子Alternate title on Fanqie
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So Who Struck Gold, Anyway?
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The Plaza Is a Complete Mess, and Every Recommendation Is Terrible
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I thought I was the only one, but I didn't expect that the book reviews downstairs also said that I read Zhang Xiaohua's taste. The author really recommends to refer to the first chaos in history, and the lines can be more market-friendly and humorous. Just a suggestion, it's really rare to find a novel that captures Zhang Xiaohua's taste
It's worth taking a look, it's not bad. There is no need to bring the rules of reality into it. Let's look at the following words. If it is wrong, I will follow up. It would be better to have fewer emotional scenes. If you want to write about it, don't write about it. The above is my personal opinion. At present, the negative reviews are all for emotional scenes. Follow-up reviews will follow. I am sure that the emotional scenes are too problematic. If the emotional scenes are not changed, they will most likely be scrapped. If there are no emotional scenes, it can be ranked four to five stars. If there are emotional scenes, it will be rated two to three stars.
The writing is quite good, and I really had a vision of Zhang Xiaohua when I read it. The popularity and ratings are not worthy of your book. If you can maintain this pace, you may not be able to envision the height of "The First Chaos in History". After 50 chapters, the author's own characteristics take over.
It's a very interesting setting, and the writing is pretty good. Is it actually a romance genre on a male channel? It felt wrong when the ex-girlfriend reappeared, the kind of woman who could fight with the male protagonist for six years, because the part where they broke up inexplicably at the beginning of the story was really a highlight. Moreover, writing such an interesting story with such a large proportion of love plot makes me cry to death 😢. The above is purely personal perception. So far, I can recommend it to those who like male love dramas. It may be different in the future.
I just read Chapter 8, but I found it very interesting. It feels a bit like the most chaotic book in history, but that book was all about historical figures. The monsters in Journey to the West do feel like a pretty good theme.
The subject matter is quite interesting, but there are more urban classic show-off and slap-in-the-face plots, especially the ex-girlfriend-related scenes. Although it is a zoo, it has only been a bear and a lion for so long, and the true identities of some monsters behind it cannot be revealed. It looks like it will become an amusement park in the future, and they will make money by relying on those magic spells. I hope the author has better ideas.
Funny and humorous, great to watch, five-star review [smile][smile][smile][smile][smile] It's true that I'm high, and it's also true that the story behind the story involves the flow of love 🤦
It is a well-written and easy-going daily group portrait article. The author's imagination and writing skills are very good. After reading the closing remarks, I realized that it is an old author who has had a highlight at some point. I personally like this kind of articles and I hope the author can write more like this.
It's definitely a good book, the characters are vivid, and there are all kinds of jokes, funny ones, funny ones, driving ones, hahaha, and there are a lot of foreshadowings. After a few chapters, I suddenly realized that I couldn't help but go back and read it again, and then write a review. It's a good book, and the rating is definitely low.
It's of high quality. It could be made into an anime. Especially the plot is coherent and the plot has the feel of an animation. It's not an exaggeration to say that it already has the charm of a sacred book. How come the rating is so low?