[NBA + Cristiano Ronaldo + High-Octane Action + Brutal Aesthetics + Winning Over Starlets]
“F*ck! I’m done playing soccer. I’m going to the NBA!”
After a charity match is rigged against him, Cristiano Ronaldo slams down his jersey, announces his retirement, and switches to basketball!
The global media mock him as a clown. Are Messi and Neymar laughing at him too?
The Basketball Demon King System awakens! From the start, he fuses with peak Michael Jordan!
At a Knicks tryout, he leaps from the free-throw line in a suit and throws down a dunk, leaving DeMarcus Cousins questioning reality!
Starting with the Los Angeles Lakers, he wears number 7 and dominates the paint with hang time that surpasses Jordan’s!
The soccer world is stunned: Real Madrid is crying in the bathroom, while Messi watches the livestream, deep in thought.
The basketball world explodes: Stern changes the rules overnight just to keep this monster in check!
Earn points by winning favor with goddesses: Scarlett, Taylor Swift, Kendall Jenner...
Kobe: “I thought I was the king of Los Angeles, until Ronaldo showed up...”
LeBron: “I never want to see that Portuguese guy flying through the paint again!”
One more question: why are all the cheerleaders at Staples Center Hollywood actresses?
What a mess
Very abnormal changes