Naruto: My Words Become Law, and the Chakra Obeys Me

I’m Senju Cheng, Konoha Hospital’s famous medic. My taijutsu is pathetic, and my combat strength is zero.

Tsunade (relieved): “Cheng is Konoha’s medical treasure. We have to protect him!”

But nobody knows that my mouth is the strongest forbidden jutsu in the shinobi world.

When the Akatsuki attack, I say gently, “[Disassemble].”

Sasori’s puppet Hiruko falls apart on the spot, scattering into pieces, while Sasori of the Red Sands is left reeling in the wind.

Sasori (horrified): “What did you do to my art?!”

At the Five Kage Summit, Danzo tries to use Kotoamatsukami. I smile and say, “[Reflect].”

Danzo’s Root shinobi suddenly draw their blades on him.

Danzo (forced to use Izanagi): “You... You dare tamper with the Uchiha’s ultimate genjutsu?!”

When the Fourth Great Ninja War breaks out and Edo Madara appears, I sigh. “[Sit down and talk about life].”

Madara ends up putting away his Susanoo on his own, then pulls me aside to discuss livestreaming a dance with the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

Allied shinobi: “...We’ve been fighting all this time for nothing?”

Tsunade (face in her hands, shouting): “I told you to save people! Not talk the enemies into joining us!”