I was reborn. In my previous life, they treated me like a jinx and blamed me for their deaths. In this life, I’ll make every last one of them pay in blood!
I’ve barely opened my eyes when I hear I’ve jinxed my new fiancé to death again? Hah, perfect. Saves me the trouble of doing it myself.
My half-sister cries and begs me to give up my engagement? Sure. I’ve got your coffin ready, so remember to lie down in it.
My stepmother wants to sell me to some decrepit old man? Sorry, I’ve already sent you to the pit of ten thousand snakes.
Revenge is going so smoothly that I casually save a dying “eunuch” as a helper.
Who knew he’d be so respectful to me by day, then corner me at night and reveal a chiseled six-pack?!
“Woman, your Gu poison can cure every deadly toxin in the world. So why can’t it cure the lovesickness poisoning me?”
Looking at that devastatingly handsome face, I finally realize I haven’t saved some little eunuch at all. He is none other than the fearsome God of War, Prince Xiao Jinglan!
Click to see how I use Gu magic to wreak havoc in the capital, and turn a fearsome God of War into a sweet husband who begs for mercy every day!
