Reborn as a doomed empress who was about to hang herself from the start? Lin Xiaoxiao chooses to go completely off the rails!
Rebels at the city gates? She dances the “Subject Three” craze on the battlements to drive them off! The imperial treasury is so empty it’s rattling? She livestreams sales with the palace consorts! A veteran minister bangs his head against a pillar in protest? She gives him snail rice noodles, and the face-slapping begins!
Bound to the [Make a Scene to Strengthen the Nation System], she gets stronger every time she embarrasses herself! She writes memorials in PowerPoint, uses the imperial seal to press down on instant noodles, and turns morning court into a KPI meeting... Empress? No, her goal is to turn the palace into the biggest chaos-for-hire company in the Six Kingdoms!
But... she said she was just here to make money and build a career, so why is the enemy prince always writing his “Diary of a Kept Man”? Why has a stammering rebel general become her official hype man, while the bald prime minister leads the court in girl-group dances? Even the villainous empress dowager is hooked on livestream battles: “Send enough rockets, and I’ll make you a consort!”
Lin Xiaoxiao looks at her deranged court and rubs her forehead. “I just wanted to slack off. How did I lead the whole world astray?” “And that lovesick prince who took an arrow for me: the only thing missing from my throne is an empress who knows how to yell ‘666’!”
