I’m Zhang Xingchao, and Out of Nowhere I Throw Two Punches

A chaotic collection of fanfic ideas from the Happy Odd universe!

[Gossip reporter Wang Guang: Olympic champion transported to another world? Bound to a physics System from the start?]

Zhang Xingchao: No, I’m bound to my muscles and protein powder.

[Doctoral advisor at Ideal University Yang Yuguang: Faced with a psychic storm, how will you respond?]

Zhang Xingchao: Analyze fluid mechanics, find the eye of the storm, then bam bam, two punches.

[Yandere pretty boy Li Zhiliang: What if you encounter peerless illusion magic?]

Zhang Xingchao: Keep my heart rate steady, tighten my core, then bam bam, two punches.

[Short-tempered loli Wang Nan: Glutton! You’re not eating until you’ve chopped all this firewood!]

Zhang Xingchao: (eyes shining) Quality carbs and protein are ready to go. I guarantee I’ll get it done!

[Beautiful songstress Li Zixi: Sir, would you care to share a cup of fragrant tea?]

Zhang Xingchao: (serious face) Women only slow down my punches... Wait, are you playing a 180-steps-per-minute training song on that pipa?

[Techie Li Doudou: Brother Xingchao, I made you a psychic bracer!]

Zhang Xingchao: Can you turn it into weighted sandbags? This is too light.

[Spendthrift heir Li Jiacheng: Xingchao, our business needs a plan!]

Zhang Xingchao: Moderate exercise attracts the opposite sex; excessive exercise attracts the same sex. Look, my muscleman squad is already taking shape!

[Major spoiler-free BOSS: Foolish humans, tremble before me...]

Zhang Xingchao: (rolling his wrists) Cut the nonsense. This world needs truth, and it needs physics even more. I, Zhang Xingchao, will make you regret it for real: out of nowhere, bam bam, two punches!

This is a comedy about a straight-up sports guy with a science background, using physics to enlighten people in another world, genuinely getting under their skin, and incidentally making a bunch of friends who’d lay down their lives for him.