[Lie-flat, do-nothing protagonist] + [doesn't grovel for love] + [a max-level imperial consort in the palace intrigue game] + [comedy]
I'm Heaven's most famous good-for-nothing Crown Prince. All I like to do is lie flat and slack off.
My invincible Celestial Emperor father thinks I'm beyond saving, but hopes I'll make something of myself, so he picks consorts from across the heavens for me. As a result, the ten most dazzling and proudest divine maidens in all the heavens arrive at the Eastern Palace against their will.
They hate me to the bone and see me as a disgrace. They look down on me, refuse to bear my children, and scheme against one another. Every day, the Eastern Palace is a grand political drama, with everyone fighting to the death.
As for me, I just want to lie flat, fish, walk my qilin, experiment with dark cuisine, and enjoy a comfortable life.
Until they discover that bearing my child will grant them a heaven-defying bloodline and raise their own status.
My bloodlines include the Chaos Demon Body, the Innate Sacred Body Dao Embryo, the Void Chaos Immortal Body, and the Chaos Primordial Dragon Battle Body... Each one is peerless throughout history.
Overnight, the battlefield of romantic rivalry takes a turn.
The proud Phoenix Divine Maiden sheds her finery and kneels, begging me for a child.
The aloof Moon Palace Immortal puts down her sword and knocks on my palace gate in the dead of night.
The scheming daughter of the Imperial Clan exhausts every trick, all for the sake of my bloodline.
The ambitious Saintess of the Demon Clan pretends to be a caring older sister to get my bloodline.
The once-proud Imperial Daughter of the Immortal Clan once held a sword to her throat and threatened to die rather than bear my child. In the end, she held a sword to her throat and threatened to die unless I gave her a child.
Think they've given in? You have no idea how much they hate me. After gaining status through their children, every one of them plans to settle scores with me, use me, and sweep me into the dust of history.
And as I look at the soft, adorable qilin cub in my arms and the millions of years of cultivation surging in my System, I sigh:
“I told you I wanted to lie flat. Why do you insist on making me work hard and have children with you”
I transmigrate with Every Girl in School, and I Am Their God
More Children, More Blessings! Dump Me? My Ex Begs Me to Have Her Baby
They All Call Me a Pathetic Shut-In, So I Made a Fortune in the Stock Market
A Rolls-Royce Rideshare? The Beautiful Passengers Are All Stunned
I Won 100 Million in the Lottery, Just in Time to Go Home for Lunar New Year 2026
I am a historian, this is an official, I can't be the only one to give a good review 🤔
Is this child pregnant for ten months, one year, or 10 years?
Come on, author, everyone has different tastes. If people in the comment section don't like it, don't read it. There's no need to maliciously brush up the ratings. If it's to get perfect attendance, you can continue writing this book.
From the perspective of having children, I think this book can be renamed "My Father, the Emperor of Heaven"
It's really good. I shouldn't read this kind of book by myself.
The author is very optimistic about breaking the record of 10,000 chapters. Come on, update five chapters a day and keep writing.
I think it's pretty Why not updated?
Give it a five-star rating (comment section) It's more interesting than the book
It's just that the plot is a bit slow. When will the male protagonist's real role come?
Nothing else, I just want to know what the ending is