From the Start, I Awakened as a God in the Bathroom

Yunchuan University, the first day of freshman registration.

While everyone else is fighting over clubs and dorm beds, Lin Yuan is fighting for… a bathroom stall.

Then, as soon as he sits down, spiritual qi revival begins and myths descend. He’s singled out on the spot, awakening as the most mysterious “Origin Deity” in all of Great Xia.

While everyone else awakens a single deity, he gets the full [Pantheon Simulator]:

Today he borrows Hou Yi’s body and blows up the combat range with one arrow; tomorrow, he’s afraid of the light and shows up for his eight o’clock class in sunglasses.

He borrows Xing Tian’s battle spirit for a moment, then gets back to his dorm and clutches his head, complaining of a migraine.

He uses the Sage of Wisdom template once and aces an exam, but the side effect is such a vicious tongue that he leaves his advisor speechless for thirty seconds.

He only wanted to keep his head down, coast through life, and play a harmless good-for-nothing.

But Su Qing, the cold-faced, top-student senior with a mature, commanding air from the student union, has set her sights on him.

She’s a top-tier deity vessel, equally gifted in strategy and combat, and wields authority over the nation’s most powerful weapons.

By day, she leads teams on dorm inspections and attendance checks. By night, she drags him off to clear dungeons, take on shadowy operators, and kick down the doors of foreign deities.

On one side, the entire pantheon of Great Xia myths logs in: Xing Tian, Nezha, Yang Jian, and Hou Yi take turns making guest appearances.

On the other, the deities of Olympus, the Norse pantheon, and Egypt stage sneak attacks under the pretense of “friendly matches.”

And behind the scenes, a deranged organization called the [Return of the Gods Society] dreams of making humanity the gods’ livestock…