Honghuang: a Big Brother Fell from the Sky!

Chen Changsheng, who had just traveled through the ancient times and had not yet figured out the situation, was shocked by the wandering Tongtian leader because of a sentence he copied from the Tao Te Ching: "The Tao can be Tao, but it is not Tao." He was accepted as a disciple on the spot! I thought that if I fell into the lap of a saint, I would be able to live in peace until the end of time. Unexpectedly, Tongtian was a hands-off shopkeeper, and announced the retreat the next day. Before leaving, he even said: "Changsheng, my disciples, you will teach me from now on!" Chen Changsheng was petrified on the spot. I am a Blue Star social beast and I know nothing about cultivation! Looking at the curious faces of Duobao, Zhao Gongming, Sanxiao and others in the audience, he could only bite the bullet and start making up random things. "The so-called formation is the basic combination of points, lines, and surfaces!" So, Taoist Duobao realized the "three-dimensional assassination technique" and killed Da Luo instantly with just one thought! "The so-called swordsmanship means not having a woman in your heart, and drawing the sword to be the god of nature!" So, Zhao Gongming cut off the love thread, opened the sky with one sword, and shocked the East China Sea! "Girls should be rich. This 'rich' means rich in spiritual treasures!" So, the Sanxiao sisters came directly to the door to "buy for zero yuan" and snatched up all the magic weapons of the Twelve Golden Immortals! When Tongtian came out of seclusion a thousand years later and saw thousands of immortals coming to court, all of whom were as powerful as quasi-sages, while his great disciple, who had never practiced cultivation, had already hardened his body to the innate treasure, he was completely confused. "Disciple, you... How did you teach me?" Chen Changsheng spread his hands: "I'm really just talking nonsense!"