I’m Jiang Bai, heir to the Way of Great Peace. My hobbies are playing the pig to eat the tiger and watching the show.
[Ding! Main quest started: Survive in Renjia Town and resolve the zombie crisis.]
I was about to let my Yellow Turban Warriors warm up when a woman fiercer than any zombie came knocking.
Zhang Xiaoling (kicking the door to pieces): “So you’re Jiang Bai, the one tarnishing the reputation of our Way of Great Peace?”
Me (quietly backing away): “Senior Sister, please calm down. Let’s talk this out. Don’t hit me...”
Zhang Xiaoling (with a haughty look): “Who said we’re fellow disciples? Dare to fight me one-on-one? Whoever loses leaves the sect!”
In the end, we teamed up to fight zombies. She handled single-target demolition, while I cleared the whole map with the A button.
She cut a hairy zombie flying with one stroke of her sword. I waved my hand, and over a thousand warriors swarmed the zombie horde.
Zhang Xiaoling (twitching at the corner of her mouth): “...I’ll take 90 percent of the reward, and you take 10! Your job is just to cheer me on!”
Later, this haughty Celestial Master, who called me “money-grubber” and “good-for-nothing,” would quietly stand in front of me whenever I “slacked off.”
“Hey, get behind me! After this fight, I’m deducting your medical bills from your share!”
(This woman might actually be kind of cute?)
