From the Start, I Refused to Act Human: Livestreaming My Way to a Comeback

My name is Zhang Qiang, a modern-day migrant worker. After I died, I was bound to the [Hell Cannon Fodder Entertainment System].

I thought I was the chosen one, the protagonist of an Infinite Flow novel, but the System said, “Hey there! Your mission is to livestream entertaining antics across the Myriad Worlds. If your entertainment points run short, your soul will be scattered!”

From the start, I didn’t even get to be human!

Other people transmigrate as princes or war gods, but I transmigrated as the Qi family’s dog in Hail the Judge! I saw Madam Qi still had her charms, while Chang Wei looked at me like my mad-dog meat would make a fresh meal! With my master about to meet his end, I made a beeline for the dog hole and ran for it. I latched onto Bao Longxing’s leg, barking like mad. Lord Bao stared at me in confusion. “This dog... are you trying to tell me how to do my job?”

[Livestream comments: Holy crap! Dog Boss is awesome! 100 rockets gifted!]

From then on, I galloped down the road of being less than human.

I was Xiao Qiang the cockroach in Flirting Scholar, leading an army of roaches to help Brother Bohu steal the bride. Qiuxiang was even fonder of me than she was of Tang Bohu! I wanted to be human, but ended up transmigrating as the eunuch Gao Yao in The Myth. I pointed at a deer and called it a horse, turned the Qin Dynasty upside down, and made the wildest comeback in history, rising from eunuch to emperor! It wasn’t until the final tally, when I saw over a hundred million reward points, that I finally understood: while I was risking my life to turn things around, the entire universe had been watching and showering me with gifts?

Now, a new dungeon has loaded.

With a huge sum of money to spend, I have to burn through a billion in 100 days. I grin into the void:

“Watch closely, dear viewers. This time, I’ll show you how to pull off the wildest stunt using nothing but money!”…