Honkai: Star Rail: From the Start, I Become a God, and Kafka Comes Knocking, Calling Me Honey

He transmigrates and becomes a god right from the start, using a Stellaron as a marble! Facing the Stellaron Hunters, I grin at Kafka and ask, “Honey, Elio’s script is so boring. How about I tear it up for you and give you a Happy Ending instead?” With a flick of my wrist, I rewrite causality and erase her tragic fate! Think the Astral Express is too run-down? One snap and it becomes a mobile seven-star hotel, with a live 4K broadcast of the universe projected across its dome! The Trailblazer doesn’t want to save the world and just wants to rummage through trash cans? No problem! I enchant one with GM privileges, turning it into an invincible defensive weapon that even a main cannon can’t destroy! Think the year-round snow on Jarilo-VI is too depressing? Sorry, I like sunny weather! A snap of my fingers, and seven hundred years of snow and ice melt away beneath the shining sun! The aloof, mature Kafka goes from an executor of fate to the “heroine” I’ve chosen for her. And if she loses a bet, she has to wear a maid outfit? Other people get one cheat, but he went and bought a whole dozen. He single-handedly conquered the entire Swarm Disaster. From that moment on, the whole universe went completely off the rails. The people aboard the Astral Express: “Did we… just win without lifting a finger?” The Trailblazer turns into a couch potato, following the protagonist around every day to pick through trash. No, to pick up divine relics. Nanook looks at the protagonist. “You can handle the Destruction stuff. I can smash a planet, but you can destroy an entire galaxy with one finger.” Aha immediately declares the protagonist his big brother. “Big bro, count me in. This is way too much fun!” The Xianzhou Alliance: “Is this person friend or foe? Forget it, we can’t afford to offend him. Let’s just put him on a pedestal.” The whole universe goes completely off-kilter, turning from a space road trip into a live broadcast of an overpowered power fantasy.