Can You Actually Pick This Option? I Kiss the Darkening Regent from the Start

[Funny, satisfying read + high-stakes choices + unexpected charm + face-slapping]

Jiang Li transmigrates and discovers that she can see floating comments above everyone's heads. At crucial moments, three life-or-death choices also appear in front of her.

From the start, she's caught trying to assassinate Xiao Jin, the regent.

The System presents her with a choice:

[A. Beg for mercy on your knees (99% chance of death)]

[B. Call him a corrupt ruler (100% chance of death)]

[C. Rush over and kiss him, saying, “I was testing whether you have a soft spot for me” (50% chance of death, 100% chance of social embarrassment)]

Jiang Li tearfully chooses C.

The whole room falls silent.

The ruthless Xiao Jin, a living King of Hell, actually blushes at the ears!

A mind-reading comment floats by: [??? This woman... how brazen! But, well, she tastes pretty good?]

From then on, Jiang Li keeps recklessly testing the limits of how close she can get to death.

When the Imperial Preceptor tries to kill her, she turns around and splashes ink all over him.

When the demonic cult's young master wants to turn her into a living medicine test subject, she raises him into a clingy puppy.

Then one day, the System crashes, and all the choices disappear.

Jiang Li stares at the three men fighting so fiercely that the skies have darkened, trembling with fear.

“System, is there a D option? Like, make me disappear on the spot?”

Xiao Jin sneers. “Trying to run? Too late.”