Every Time I Roast the System, It Turns Me into a Girl

When he woke up, the straight guy Lin Zhou found his chest heavy and full. He had turned into a gorgeous woman with curves in all the right places! A thoughtless complaint, “Can these things get any bigger?” was taken seriously by the unscrupulous System, and his chest instantly ballooned to the size of basketballs. From then on, his life sped down an increasingly absurd path: He said, “Maid outfits are pretty nice,” and immediately found himself dressed as a maid, being teased by a mysterious man. He complained that being flat-chested would make a JK uniform feel breezier, and instantly turned into a flat-chested, twin-tailed loli. He even threatened to call the police, only for the handcuffs to end up locked around his own wrists! After a series of outlandish transformations, including basketball-sized breasts, a loli face, peach-shaped buttocks, a coquettish voice, impossibly high heels, and even becoming a “walking little dessert,” he was on the verge of a breakdown when The System suddenly dropped fifty million and a house on him, then announced coldly, “Your logic is too strong, and you don’t know how to go ‘nyaa, nyaa.’ You’re not the perfect Host we’re looking for.” Then it made a stylish escape. Left alone with his enormous fortune, Lin Zhou thought back on those toe-curlingly humiliating days and fell into deep contemplation: So this is… compensation for being publicly humiliated?