Fang Xiaoxie awakened an ancient Wheel of Rebirth. He thought he’d be able to summon gods and demons and sweep through the ages, but what came out was a bunch of weirdos...
When Fang Xiaoxie led this crew of misfits up to the Ninth Heaven, the gods and Buddhas sneered. “A bunch of mortal ants dare defy heaven?”
Fang Xiaoxie grinned and waved his hand. “Minions, show the Heavenly Dao masters a good time! Give them a performance!”
That day, blood rained from the sky. Standing atop the Mound of Ten Thousand Clothes, Fang Xiaoxie pointed at the gods and Buddhas above and laughed. “I don’t care if you’re gods or demons. If you dare show me your health bar, you’re leaving here without your underwear!”
“Is it... really that bad?”
“It is! Trust me, don’t mess with Fang Xiaoxie! He might send you a challenge letter before killing you, but his clones will make you die of embarrassment... and they never wait for a special occasion!”
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