Honkai: Star Rail: You Told Me to Trailblaze, So Why Are You Parading Around in a Wolf Fortress?

[Ding! You have been bound to the “Cosmic Jokester” System. Give the following characters unexpected twists of fate!]

[Mission One: Break “Dan Heng” free from the shackles of destiny.]

[Mission Two: Help “Kafka” escape the control of the script.]

[Mission Three: Find “Blade,” who can neither live nor die, some fun in life.]

My name is Lu Cheng, and I’m an unconventional fate tuner.

So when Dan Heng was tormented by visions of the Moon Eater disaster, I stole the account of “Uchiha Itachi” and used one “Tsukuyomi” to make the illusions come to terms with themselves.

Dan Heng (completely stunned): “…”

When Kafka used her Spirit Whisper on me, I stole the account of “Aizen Sosuke” and used “Kyoka Suigetsu” to make her reveal the Stellaron Hunters’ entire plan.

Kafka (thrown into confusion): “Who… are you, exactly?”

As for Blade? I simply implanted the “Sunflower Manual” into his body, letting him experience a whole new kind of “worse than death.”

(Narrator: Apparently, he eventually had an epiphany and began pursuing the ultimate pleasures of being alive.)

I solved everyone’s problems, but they looked more and more afraid of me.

Because they didn’t know that I did all this for one reason only… to make things more interesting!