Zhang, a burned-out office drone, died after being hit by a turtle that could throw hidden weapons. Yes, he was literally “beaten to death by a turtle.”
When he opened his eyes again, the Goddess of Reincarnation handed him four mission cards, each more absurd than the last.
Zhang: “...I choose D! At least then I’ll know what killed me!”
Then he drew his new identity: Zhang Ergou, a villager from Steel Wool Ball Village, with Innate Soul Power of level 2 and a steel wool ball as his Martial Soul.
The Goddess: “Don’t worry, this is an experiment. I just want to see whether a level 2 good-for-nothing like you can survive three episodes in Douluo Dalu~”
Zhang Ergou: “...Can I request a different test subject? Like the turtle that killed me?”
And so, Douluo Dalu gained an oddball:
While others cultivated, he slacked off; while others fought monsters, he cheered them on! Thanks to his knowledge of how the story would unfold, he somehow joined the protagonist’s party and became its main carry.
One day, as he looked at Tang San’s Clear Sky Hammer and felt his own Martial Soul, he said:
“I can take on ten...”
How an office drone used “workplace survival tactics” to make it to the end in Douluo Dalu
Tang San wouldn't even give it to his own father to use the Xuantian Technique, but would he give it to you? I'll also give you a hidden weapon. Can write, Niubi
Don't watch it, it's boring
Chapter 2 and 40 Poison