Li Xuanqing, a Taoist priest in Qingcheng Mountain, has a male-female appearance and an incredible appearance. His master was a swindler who was reincarnated by the Turtle Immortal. He used QR codes to teach him how to cultivate immortality, and used Nokia to capture his soul.
I followed my traveling friend down the mountain to see the world, but was mistaken for a sister by a blind female anchor, and was ushered into the women's restroom, where she died socially on the spot! Before he could explain that he was a pure man, a purple thunder with the power of wish split him to another world.
The beginning was an assassination round, and I was finally rescued by the guards. The first thing I did when I woke up was: touch my crotch - where is the pure Yang root like me? ! Touching my chest again - hiss, it hurts so much, why is it still swollen? !
Blessings are immeasurable! Not only did the game start in a box, but the hardware facilities were also confiscated? ! Fortunately, the Qingshi beauty is still there, so it is not considered a blood loss.
Facing the collapsed head maid, he patted her on the shoulder and called her "big sister"; facing the imperial prince who was pursuing him, he took out the privately brewed Erguotou and said, "Your wine is also called wine? Come on, order this!" After three bowls, the prince hugged him and bowed to him, and confessed affectionately: "Good brother, I have known your secret for a long time!"
He was overjoyed, thinking that he had met a relative who was also a traveler, so he took off his corset on the spot and drank to his heart's content: "I told you earlier! This torn skirt is strangling me!"
The prince looked at the curved "brother" in front of him, and nosebleeds gushed out like a waterfall...
From then on, there was a real protector of the country with a unique painting style in the other world. She can use the "Tao Te Ching" to beat the Pope into autism, and she can also use her vaginal legs to kick bullying nobles into sterilization.
When the two-way portal opens steadily, foreign students from the Magic Academy come to Longhu Mountain to learn Wuqinxi, and modern engineers
