Are You Crazy? You’re Using a Graphics Card as a Price Tag?

Name: Are You Crazy? You’re Using a Graphics Card as a Price Tag?
Author: I'm A Xiao Ya

疯了吧！你拿显卡当吊牌？

by I'm A Xiao Ya (我是阿小吖)

Status: Completed
Length: 585k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 7mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

After Lu Feng's women's clothing shop went bankrupt, he started livestreaming men's clothes and awakened the [Price Tag System]. The more he lost, the more he earned.

Viewer: “Streamer, have you lost your mind? Why is the packaging so heavy for a 9.9-yuan T-shirt?”

Lu Feng: “Because the price tag is an RTX 5090 graphics card.”

Viewer: “Streamer, why is the packaging so huge for these 9.9-yuan underwear?”

Lu Feng: “Because the price tag is a tri-fold phone.”

Viewer: “??? Holy crap!!!”

Viewer: “Streamer, can you put a Xiaomi car on the price tag?!”

Lu Feng: “Think bigger. I'll throw in a whole set of properties inside Beijing's Second Ring Road!”

Viewer: “Dad! Can you put a girlfriend on the price tag?”

Lu Feng: “Human trafficking is illegal!”

Navy: “Streamer, can you put an aircraft carrier on the price tag?”

Lu Feng: “Sure. Pick it up in the South China Sea tomorrow!”

Wait

Something doesn't seem right.

As the requests grew more and more outrageous, Lu Feng fell into deep thought.

“I just wanted to sell men's clothes. How did I end up as the God of Wealth in cyberspace?”

Other names

A Cross-Dressing Price Tag? I Hang the Men’s-Wear Tag on a Graphics Card!女装大吊牌？我男装吊牌挂显卡！Former title · until Oct 2026

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