While everyone else enters the National Destiny survival game trembling with fear, my family plays by completely different rules.
My genius son calmly analyzes loopholes in the rules, and my mom, with her ridiculous combat strength, tears monsters apart with her bare hands.
While players from other countries fight over a bottle of water, my mom has already turned a desert oasis into a five-star tourist attraction.
The System announces: "Dragon Nation's player has transformed the environment. National territory resources increased tenfold!"
As the world looks on in shock, I calmly ask, "Mom, which place are we demolishing in the next instance?"