Stealing Yang Guo from the Start, I Claim Little Dragon Girl at the Ancient Tomb

[No System, a large harem of beautiful women, high-IQ trash takedowns, invincible protagonist]

Shen Zhiye, a modern-day office drone, transmigrates into the world of The Return of the Condor Heroes as an obscure third-generation disciple of the Quanzhen Sect.

From the start, he sees Yang Guo being bullied relentlessly and about to run away to the Ancient Tomb?

Shen Zhiye immediately hits him with a crushingly effective plan, using “career counseling” to talk Yang Guo into dropping out and returning to Peach Blossom Island to inherit the Eighteen Palms of Dragon Subduing.

“Bro, who’d want to stick around in this lousy Quanzhen job? Wouldn’t you rather go home and find your little Sister Fu?”

After seeing the protagonist off, Shen Zhiye slips into the Living Dead Tomb.

Xiao Longnu: “Who are you?”

Shen Zhiye: “I’m the Quanzhen Sect’s dropout services clerk. I’ve finished processing Yang Guo, and now I’m here to process you!”

When Li Mochou comes knocking, she finds her aloof, otherworldly junior sister practicing the Jade Maiden Heart Sutra with a handsome Taoist.

Shen Zhiye puts one arm around Xiao Longnu and reaches for Li Mochou with the other. “Senior Sister, stop wandering out there. Let this Taoist save you!”