[I have the strongest plug-in, but I look like a naked fool in front of him]
Everyone knows that Jiang Li has a "prosperous beauty", but only Xie Tingzhou knows that she has a "prosperous yellow song".
Core conflict: I want to secretly build a career, but you listen to my sexual desires every day?
Scene 1: First meeting
Jiang Li's appearance: Bowing respectfully, his eyes clear.
Inner monologue: "My legs are so long, it would be a pity not to ride a tricycle."
Result: Xie Tingzhou's foot slipped and his aloof image was shattered to pieces.
The whole audience: "Is the actor stunned by her beauty?" (The misunderstanding occurred)
Scene 2: Talent show
Jiang Li said: Pick up the suona and play it affectionately.
Inner monologue: "Listen up, scumbag, this song "The Big Funeral" is for your whole family!"
Result: Xie Tingzhou couldn't stop laughing and gave him full marks.
Everyone: "Is Teacher Xie's smile so weird? Or is this love?"
Scene 3: Sick visit
Jiang Li's appearance: weak and pitiful.
Inner monologue: "I can't pretend anymore. I want to eat braised pork, nibble on pig's trotters, and drink milk tea!"
Result: Xie Tingzhou appeared with a pile of high-calorie takeaways: "Eat it, pig."
Everyone in the audience: "... He is so doting, he actually knows what she wants to eat!" (Truth: I heard it all)
Reader comments
Ahhhhhhhh! High in sugar! ! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] Love, love, love, love, love, love, love! Awesome👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻Like it, like it, like it, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's perfect! I just like this feeling, super protective! [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Admiration] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] The actor's venomous tongue is so spot on [Like] [Like] [Like] [Like] [Like] [Like] It's a pity that it was gone before I had enough! The baby has not arrived either [cover face][cover face][cover face][cover face] The longer it is, the better! I want to see the heroine compete with her children for favor [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]
The character design is actually very good, and it was pretty good when I first started dating. Then the content started to get confusing, sometimes this way and sometimes that way, and different scenes were added. Then there were a few strange closed loops, and the ending didn't explain clearly why the two of them knew each other before the entrapment plan, even though they were clearly in love with each other.
I think it's okay. You can also read the author, I hope you don't memorize it. Influenced by comments. Lots of updates. I support you.
Nice! ! The male protagonist can hear his thoughts and is crazy jealous hahaha! ! Interesting! ! ! Check in on 2026.2.7! ! Recommended! ! ! ! !
The plot of this book is a bit messy, but it is very readable. It is an absolutely enjoyable read that cannot be read with your brain in mind. The pace is fast and the plot does not drag on. I recommend it.
The heroine is so funny and beautiful. Recommended ((*^∀^))👍🏻
Very nice! I wrote it from the bottom of my heart! The female protagonist is a little spoiler, but the male protagonist has no choice but to pamper her, so don't love her to death! ! ! !
Very good-looking, and a sure laugh-out-loud hit
It's quite interesting, but can the author explain that the male protagonist has ever filmed a kissing scene with someone else? ?
Because the heroine's agent said that he used to put plastic wrap on the kiss scenes before. ? So is it a borrowed seat or has he actually kissed someone else?
"I used to think that the world was very noisy."
"Until I hear your voice."
"... I find it very interesting."
~~~
"As long as she doesn't give up, I won't leave."
~
"I have no money."
"But I have Jiang Li."
~~
"Jiang Li, are you willing to let me be your safe haven, so that all your complaints for the rest of your life will be listened to?"
"I do."
"Jiang Li, thank you."
"Thank you for making my monotonous world become so noisy and vibrant."
~~~
News of their engagement was scrolling on the large LED screen in the distance.
At this moment, there is no system, no script, no acting.
Only two souls who redeemed each other found their own light in the long night.
~
[System, can you hear me?
[I won this round.
Deep in my mind, the electronic sound that had been silent for a long time finally flickered:
[The host task is successfully completed and the system is officially unbound. I wish you a happy life.
OK, I wish you happiness, and I also wish my college students success
It's quite interesting. The heroine Jiang Li has a humorous heart. The hero Xie Tingzhou can hear what the heroine is saying, but he wants to hear it but has no choice but to endure it silently.
The heroine has a little monster living in her heart, and she is a perfect match for the sinister actor.
How to say it. Well enough! But the detail processing in some places is not very good. But the text is still very sweet and funny
Two chapters are in the first person. The plot is okay. Five stars for encouragement.
Super nice novel, [like][like][like][like][like]
Beautiful, relaxing and funny
Not bad, very pretty
Very nice, I like it very much
Good-looking, good-looking, super good-looking
Super beautiful, like it
It is too sweet! Ahhhhhhh
Going both ways, super sweet
Made the whole family laugh
The author's literary talent is very good
It's so fun, the heroine...[Laughing and crying][laughing and crying]
It's really good, beautiful, funny, and touching... Blessings to all the lovers in the world!
The male protagonist is either drinking water or on his way to drink water [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
Jiang Li, you are the same as Teacher Xie (referring to Xie Mi). It makes me laugh to death! 😂
Funny, I laughed out loud like a goose in the middle of the night
What can I say, I was all deceived by the heroine [Stare][Stare][Stare][Stare][Stare]
Double clean. Very interesting short story, recommended👍🏻
This book is highly readable. The clear logical structure makes the plot advance in an orderly manner. The funny elements add a lot of fun. The reading experience is relaxing and enjoyable. It is worth savoring by book lovers.
Ahhhhhhhh! High in sugar! ! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] Love, love, love, love, love, love, love! Awesome👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻Like it, like it, like it, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's perfect, it's perfect! I just like this feeling, super protective! [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Adoration] [Admiration] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] [Laughing] The actor's venomous tongue is so spot on [Like] [Like] [Like] [Like] [Like] [Like] It's a pity that it was gone before I had enough! The baby has not arrived either [cover face][cover face][cover face][cover face] The longer it is, the better! I want to see the heroine compete with her children for favor [laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing]
The character design is actually very good, and it was pretty good when I first started dating. Then the content started to get confusing, sometimes this way and sometimes that way, and different scenes were added. Then there were a few strange closed loops, and the ending didn't explain clearly why the two of them knew each other before the entrapment plan, even though they were clearly in love with each other.
I think it's okay. You can also read the author, I hope you don't memorize it. Influenced by comments. Lots of updates. I support you.
Nice! ! The male protagonist can hear his thoughts and is crazy jealous hahaha! ! Interesting! ! ! Check in on 2026.2.7! ! Recommended! ! ! ! !
The plot of this book is a bit messy, but it is very readable. It is an absolutely enjoyable read that cannot be read with your brain in mind. The pace is fast and the plot does not drag on. I recommend it.
The heroine is so funny and beautiful. Recommended ((*^∀^))👍🏻
Very nice! I wrote it from the bottom of my heart! The female protagonist is a little spoiler, but the male protagonist has no choice but to pamper her, so don't love her to death! ! ! !
Very good-looking, and a sure laugh-out-loud hit
It's quite interesting, but can the author explain that the male protagonist has ever filmed a kissing scene with someone else? ? Because the heroine's agent said that he used to put plastic wrap on the kiss scenes before. ? So is it a borrowed seat or has he actually kissed someone else? "I used to think that the world was very noisy." "Until I hear your voice." "... I find it very interesting." ~~~ "As long as she doesn't give up, I won't leave." ~ "I have no money." "But I have Jiang Li." ~~ "Jiang Li, are you willing to let me be your safe haven, so that all your complaints for the rest of your life will be listened to?" "I do." "Jiang Li, thank you." "Thank you for making my monotonous world become so noisy and vibrant." ~~~ News of their engagement was scrolling on the large LED screen in the distance. At this moment, there is no system, no script, no acting. Only two souls who redeemed each other found their own light in the long night. ~ [System, can you hear me? [I won this round. Deep in my mind, the electronic sound that had been silent for a long time finally flickered: [The host task is successfully completed and the system is officially unbound. I wish you a happy life. OK, I wish you happiness, and I also wish my college students success
It's quite interesting. The heroine Jiang Li has a humorous heart. The hero Xie Tingzhou can hear what the heroine is saying, but he wants to hear it but has no choice but to endure it silently.
The heroine has a little monster living in her heart, and she is a perfect match for the sinister actor.
How to say it. Well enough! But the detail processing in some places is not very good. But the text is still very sweet and funny
Two chapters are in the first person. The plot is okay. Five stars for encouragement.
Super nice novel, [like][like][like][like][like]
Beautiful, relaxing and funny
Not bad, very pretty
Very nice, I like it very much
Good-looking, good-looking, super good-looking
Super beautiful, like it
It is too sweet! Ahhhhhhh
Going both ways, super sweet
Made the whole family laugh
The author's literary talent is very good
It's so fun, the heroine...[Laughing and crying][laughing and crying] It's really good, beautiful, funny, and touching... Blessings to all the lovers in the world!
The male protagonist is either drinking water or on his way to drink water [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying] [laughing and crying]
Jiang Li, you are the same as Teacher Xie (referring to Xie Mi). It makes me laugh to death! 😂
Funny, I laughed out loud like a goose in the middle of the night
What can I say, I was all deceived by the heroine [Stare][Stare][Stare][Stare][Stare]
Double clean. Very interesting short story, recommended👍🏻
This book is highly readable. The clear logical structure makes the plot advance in an orderly manner. The funny elements add a lot of fun. The reading experience is relaxing and enjoyable. It is worth savoring by book lovers.