I Told You to Lie Flat, Not Become an Immortal Emperor

Lin Gou is an utterly ordinary delivery courier whose ideal life is to coast along, get paid to use the bathroom, and clock out on time.

Then I got bound to a melodramatic System, and my laid-back life was ruined for good.

[Ding! Host, take a hit from a monster with your bare body and strike a bodybuilding pose. Reward: the Indestructible Body!]

As I dance wildly on the brink of social death, I scream inwardly, "System, are you crazy? I just want to lie flat!"

But why does the whole world think I'm a hidden master who treats life like a game?

And why is the Dragon Shield Bureau's icy female agent looking at me more and more strangely?

Help!

They told me to lie flat, not to lie flat my way into becoming an Immortal Emperor! Come see how the whole world imagines me into an urban legend!