Workaholic Li Xiaoyao died suddenly and ascended, only to find not a carefree path to immortality, but heavenly merit quotas, quarterly reviews, and bottom-of-the-list firings!
While others devoted themselves to arduous cultivation, he used SWOT analysis to plan his immortal career. While others fought with spells, he played “The Moon Reflected on the Second Spring” on the erhu to stimulate the growth of spiritual herbs.
Immortal-world HR? Bureaucratic nonsense? He'll make them all hustle! Watch how a modern office drone uses workplace jargon and performance management to spark an efficiency revolution in the cultivation world!
[Before reading: Have some blood pressure medication ready, so you don't laugh yourself into ascension.]
